Guy Gets Called In For Interview At Old Job, Goes In Wearing Fake Mustache

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    Font - Firr @Firr I'm currently unemployed. A recruiter lined me up an interview. ..With the employer that just fired me. I wish I was making that up 11:17 AM · Nov 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 26.2K Retweets 9,100 Quote Tweets 213.8K Likes
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    Font - Firr @Firr · Nov 4 ... Replying to @Firr SO I HEARD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW PROGRAMMER MAY I ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PREVIOUS EMP[LOYEE??? 30 27 365 21.7K
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    Rectangle - Firr @Firr · Nov 4 ... holy s.: HOLY SH.T!!!!! SEE YA TOMORROW FU KERS!!!!! Your Interview Is Confirmed Date: 11-05-2021 at 1:30 PM Position: Programmer , Systems Integration Interview Location:| Hiring Manager(s): (please ask for Casey when you arrive) Please arrive on time with a current copy of your resume. If you need to make any changes to this interview, please contact us at We look forward to meeting you. 36 27 336 22.6K
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    Font - Firr @Firr · Nov 4 ... Look. I'm stable right now doing freelancing. I got actual interviews lined up. So I have no issue taking a bit of time out of my day to have some fun. 12 27 180 21.2K Firr @Firr · Nov 4 So now the biggest question. ... Do I wear a top hat and mustache? Or do I wear my old uniform to show my commitment? 80 27 263 26K
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    Brown - Firr @Firr · Nov 4 Old uniform it is! ... I'm still wearing a fake mustache 33 27 145 20.1K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 ... READY FOR MY INTERVIEW TODAY!!!!! f all time toeg WILD BILL HANDLE BARS DISCO DAVE CON ARTIST The Dali Rellin Rollie Fu-MAn-CHU RICH UNCLE NICKLEBAGS STACHB OMDronn
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    Photograph - Firr @Firr - Nov 5 ... The interview manager called earlier to confirm my appointment. I expressed how excited I was to chat with about this opportunity. C: 10 27 114 17.3K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 ... THEY'LL NEVER GUESS 25 27 201 20.6K
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    Photograph - Firr @Firr - Nov 5 The gentleman at the front desk was unfazed by my glorious facial accoutrement. Waiting to get called back by the interview manager. 5 27 103 14.9K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 My phone still connects to wi-fi, guess they haven't turned that off yet. 8 27 117 15.4K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 They asked me to put on a face mask. Not to worry, I came prepared. 29 27 336 22.2K
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    Liquid - Firr @Firr - Nov 5 The hiring manager is a guy that I haven't met before. He's asking the usual questions. The resume I passed doesn't have my old job listed by name, but it's a copy paste of the job listing. 9 27 105 14.5K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 He stepped out for a minute, asked if I needed anything. I mentioned I skipped lunch I was so nervous so he brought snacks!! ... 160 7 t7 108 14.6K smartwater
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    Font - Firr @Firr · Nov 5 ... Unfortunately, l'm in the wrong building for any of my direct co-workers to see. I'm in a weird almost windowless office so drive by contact seems slim. Ihope he gives me a tour! 3 27 98 13.3K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 ... "you seem like an ideal candidate, but I'm not really technical enough to ask you some hard questions. Are you okay if I go grab one of our engineers?" Oh my god of course I am!! 18 27 140 17.3K
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    Smile - Firr @Firr · Nov 5 ... It's gonna be a minute, they're in a meeting until 2. He brought more snacks!! HARE Goldbear ch and p 34 27 132 16.6K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 "welcome to company. Here's a vending machine pretzel and a share size bag of gummy bears ... 7 27 103 13.6K
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    Azure - Firr @Firr · Nov 5 They're bringing in a guy from shows. I've seen him in the break room one it twice but don't think I ever spoke outside of hellos. Let's see if my disguise holds. 10 27 81 12.2K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 "I think l've seen you around. Did you ever freelance here before?" ... "I think so", I said. "I've freelanced a lot of places" not saying a single lie 13 27 125 14.8K
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    Photograph - Firr @Firr · Nov 5 Chat went well! He had to run though, so l'm back in the waiting area to go head over to the other building and meet the engineering team. It took a ... minute for me to collect all the snacks. ECT 010 HARIR 11 27 100 12.4K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 IT'S HAPPENING. WE'RE WALKING OVER!!!! 27 71 12.7K nartwater
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    Cap - Firr @Firr · Nov 5 ... NEVERMIND HE'S WALKING OVER HERE. DOES THIS MEAN MORE SNACKS? 7 27 71 11.6K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 KING WAY!!!!! ... NO F nieo cooq 20mcs o 26 27 131 17.6K
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    Font - Firr @Firr · Nov 5 This poor hiring manager is so confused and not sure what's going on, he's defaulting to "grab something from the snack basket in the hallway" 14 27 115 14.4K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 I'm sure that engineering realized I'm here and are planning their attack strategy. 12 27 86 13.3K Firr @Firr Nov 5 HE'S HERE. 13 27 78 11.9K Firr @Firr · Nov 5 Holy s. He sat down. Super serious. "So are you here to really reinterview for this job?" "I don't understand the re part, but would li
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    Font - Firr @Firr - Nov 5 I feel I may no longer get any more snacks ... 37 27 252 19.2K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 ... He sat back down with the hiring manager. Hiring manager was furious I didn't mention I just got fired from this place. I just said I couldn't recall! Things change so much in 2 weeks, you know. 33 27 383 21.2K Firr @Firr - Nov 5 I ffered him a gummy bear. He politely declined. ... 60 27 551 28.6K
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    Font - Patrick Kingsley @PatCanAct · Nov 5 Replying to @Firr Had that happen to me before. I laughed it off and told them, "Well, at least YOU think I'm a good match for my old job!" while inside I was thinking, "You're a `recruiter', and you didn't bother to actually read the work history section of my resume'?" 4 27 37 2.8K Patrick Kingsley @PatCanAct - Nov 5 That's when I learned most "recruiters" are just search engine jockeys casting lines with keyword searches, hoping they luck into an eas
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    Font - Rev. Poppy Haze @poppy_haze · Nov 5 Replying to @Firr i've been called back to the same recruiting office by the same recruiting manager a year later when my resume was slightly different to be told i'm a great fit and i was absolutely furious 4 27 12 1.2K gonadic io @gonadic_io · Nov 5 I once had a recruiter contact me for the role I just gave my notice for and cite 40k over what I was getting ... THE 27 37 1.9K
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    Font - Gunnar Thalweg @GunnarThalweg · Nov 5 Replying to @Firr and @hradzka Great story. A friend of mine was once fired by the CEO. His colleagues secretly gave him contract work. The CEO left, and my friend was hired back. 5 years later, the CEO comes back. Runs into my friend in the hall and says, "Didn't I fire you?" He said, "Yes, you did." 15 27 131 6.1K Jason Mashak @jasonmashak · Nov 5 .. My dad was let go from a management role at a mortgage company for not having enough formal educatio
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